So, you saw the title?

Yeah, it's self depreciating and cynical.  It's also funny... and true, so don't play the, "Oh my God, whatever!" card.  I know I'm a chunk.  I'm aware.  And, I'm ready to change.  This is my journey to better health.  

I couldn't care less about what size I am...  Really.  I couldn't.  (Okay, that's a lie, I care a little bit).  Mostly, I care about my health.  I know I'm not setting myself up for a good future and that needs to change.  I want to make sure that I'm treating my body right.  You only get one.  You don't get a new one.  Unless you're Heidi Montag Pratt.  Then, you can get a new body in only one day and 10 nips and tucks.  But, let's get real, you're probably not going to do that.  

What are my goals:
1.  Lose 50 pounds
2. Get toned
3. More energy
4. Better sleep schedule 
5. Lose my double chin
6. I will think of more... probably when I've already posted this.

How I'm going to get there:
1. Get off my ass and workout
2. Completely change my diet
3. Use my It Works products
4. Not giving up


This blog is how I will hold myself accountable... 

YOU are my accountability partner.

God, I hope this works.